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[sixpoundspressure]

it'll take a lot more than words and guns.

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for quinientos.

[sixpoundspressure]

continued from here.

Except the fact that it's sittin' there on my damn shelf in the fridge, thief.

Paws off it.

(np on timing!)

[quinientos]

my mouth has already been on most of it, you might as well just let me have the rest, now.

besides, i'm hungry

[as if he's ever anything else]

life has been insane. again, apologies.

[sixpoundspressure]

The sanctity of a man's fridge means so little to you, huh?

Fine, go ahead. You may as well. You owe me though.

[ Besides a monster? Terrible human being? Bad roommate? ]

(np! I'm just happy to continue, gdi)

[quinientos]

no way you can eat all that food, it needed the help.

besides, you complain so much, doubt you'll have any trouble coming up with payment owed

[If his charming company is so hated, Faraday could always move into Billy and Goody's spare room, he's sure that could be an improvement, or just enough to give him amusement for months]

<3 <3

[sixpoundspressure]

I was working on it.

You ain't near as charming as you like to think you are, you know that?

[ Jesus wept, he'd never survive moving in with them and Vasquez knows it. He'd have better luck trying to crash on Sam's couch. ]

[quinientos]

working on it so slowly it would have spoiled

you're right. I'm even more charming than I think, sometimes you're very clever, guero

[He does know it, because he's done it and has the emotional scars to show for it]

[sixpoundspressure]

It weren't your call to make.

Oh, you're hilarious. So charming that all the ladies are lined up outside the door. Except they ain't.

[ He is debating Sam's number, though. Might be worth the favor he'd owe him. And Joshua knows he would. ]

[quinientos]

Fine, next time takeout is on the table, I'll buy you an extra portion. Happy?

Maybe I sneak people into my bedroom politely, so as not to make scenes. Better than all the noise some people make, yowling like alley cats.

[sixpoundspressure]

It's a start at any rate.

Or maybe they just ain't into the show you got going on. You must be talking about Goody, cause I ain't no damn cat.

[quinientos]

I leave people very satisfied anytime they're in my bed, you're full of shit otherwise, guero. Not to mention, loco if you think you aren't a noisy bastard.

[sixpoundspressure]

Like the one lady who threw that bottle at your head a ways back, right? I'm pretty sure none of what she was saying was a compliment.

I never said I wasn't a little---enthusiastic, but I don't howl, ok?

[quinientos]

We had a disagreement about what 'flexible' meant, we came to an arrangement after the broken glass was cleaned up.

No, maybe not howling. Plenty of swearing and grunting, I think.

[sixpoundspressure]

What do you mean a disagreement about it? Did you pick up a contortionist or something?

Ain't nothing wrong with any of that. Like I said I can be enthusiastic.

[quinientos]

Think more disagreements about where hands should be going and touching.

Enthusiastic, yes. It's not a very appealing thing to hear. It sounds like you're wrestling an elephant, half the time.

1/2

[sixpoundspressure]

Huh? [ Pause. ] Wait.

2/2

[sixpoundspressure]

OH. Jesus, man.

I do not sound like I'm wrestling a damn elephant, come on!

[quinientos]

Fine.

Maybe a very aggressive horse. It's only that we're concerned about you when you start making the sounds.

[sixpoundspressure]

That ain't better!

You ain't concerned at all I bet. Just over there thinking it's hilarious or something.

[quinientos]

...am I not supposed to think it's hilarious?

I can think it's hilarious and be concerned. I'm worldly like that.

[sixpoundspressure]

No, cause it ain't!

Why I thought it'd be a good idea to be roommates with the likes of you is beyond me. That ain't worldly, it's called being an ass.

[quinientos]

It saves money, we have the same taste in liquor, no one else would have us? Should I keep going?

[sixpoundspressure]

Nah, the list is gonna get depressing real soon and I ain't interested.

Speaking of liquor, though, we should get drunk.

[quinientos]

Now there's the roommate I know and tolerate.

You pour, I'll drink.

[sixpoundspressure]

We'll both drink.

You still owe me a bottle. Don't think I forgot.

[quinientos]

Once we get drinking, I'm confident you won't remember.

So, let's start. Maybe this time, we can try not to get the police called on us.

[sixpoundspressure]

I'm gonna remember. Mostly cause I ain't got enough to get both of us drunk as we'd like.

So you better bring something.

[quinientos]

My charming personality isn't enough?

And before you make some unfunny joke, fine, I have a bottle of tequila I was hiding away for a special occasion.

[sixpoundspressure]

[ He deletes the first bit he'd started typing just as the mention of tequila comes through. That bastard must've known he'd say something. He had a good one too.

Damn him. ]

You bring that and I'll order some real food for the both of us. You'll have your own leftovers this time.

[quinientos]

[Does Faraday really think that's going to stop Vasquez from going after the other ones when he's hungry and there's nothing left? It's adorable if he does.]

You've got a deal. Besides, we both know I can outlast you when it's tequila, so I'll just claim all the food when that happens.

[sixpoundspressure]

[ He grumbles loudly to himself at reading that text. It ain't that he's wrong, it's the fact that he just can't help himself from stealing Faraday's food is all. ]

Gotta get to that point first. You got a kind of food you want or just anything?

[quinientos]

[He knows their friends have called him the walking stomach before. He'd be offended, only it's sort of true.]

Like I ever cared? Buy what you like, get me something. I'll make it work.

[sixpoundspressure]

[ It ain't an untrue thing. He's seen it in action. ]

Fine, it's ordered. Get your skinny ass over here.

[quinientos]

You spelled 'attractive' wrong, but sure, I'll come.