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[sixpoundspressure]

it'll take a lot more than words and guns.

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[sixpoundspressure]

Like the one lady who threw that bottle at your head a ways back, right? I'm pretty sure none of what she was saying was a compliment.

I never said I wasn't a little---enthusiastic, but I don't howl, ok?

[quinientos]

We had a disagreement about what 'flexible' meant, we came to an arrangement after the broken glass was cleaned up.

No, maybe not howling. Plenty of swearing and grunting, I think.

[sixpoundspressure]

What do you mean a disagreement about it? Did you pick up a contortionist or something?

Ain't nothing wrong with any of that. Like I said I can be enthusiastic.

[quinientos]

Think more disagreements about where hands should be going and touching.

Enthusiastic, yes. It's not a very appealing thing to hear. It sounds like you're wrestling an elephant, half the time.

1/2

[sixpoundspressure]

Huh? [ Pause. ] Wait.

2/2

[sixpoundspressure]

OH. Jesus, man.

I do not sound like I'm wrestling a damn elephant, come on!

[quinientos]

Fine.

Maybe a very aggressive horse. It's only that we're concerned about you when you start making the sounds.

[sixpoundspressure]

That ain't better!

You ain't concerned at all I bet. Just over there thinking it's hilarious or something.

[quinientos]

...am I not supposed to think it's hilarious?

I can think it's hilarious and be concerned. I'm worldly like that.

[sixpoundspressure]

No, cause it ain't!

Why I thought it'd be a good idea to be roommates with the likes of you is beyond me. That ain't worldly, it's called being an ass.

[quinientos]

It saves money, we have the same taste in liquor, no one else would have us? Should I keep going?

[sixpoundspressure]

Nah, the list is gonna get depressing real soon and I ain't interested.

Speaking of liquor, though, we should get drunk.

[quinientos]

Now there's the roommate I know and tolerate.

You pour, I'll drink.

[sixpoundspressure]

We'll both drink.

You still owe me a bottle. Don't think I forgot.

[quinientos]

Once we get drinking, I'm confident you won't remember.

So, let's start. Maybe this time, we can try not to get the police called on us.

[sixpoundspressure]

I'm gonna remember. Mostly cause I ain't got enough to get both of us drunk as we'd like.

So you better bring something.

[quinientos]

My charming personality isn't enough?

And before you make some unfunny joke, fine, I have a bottle of tequila I was hiding away for a special occasion.

[sixpoundspressure]

[ He deletes the first bit he'd started typing just as the mention of tequila comes through. That bastard must've known he'd say something. He had a good one too.

Damn him. ]

You bring that and I'll order some real food for the both of us. You'll have your own leftovers this time.

[quinientos]

[Does Faraday really think that's going to stop Vasquez from going after the other ones when he's hungry and there's nothing left? It's adorable if he does.]

You've got a deal. Besides, we both know I can outlast you when it's tequila, so I'll just claim all the food when that happens.

[sixpoundspressure]

[ He grumbles loudly to himself at reading that text. It ain't that he's wrong, it's the fact that he just can't help himself from stealing Faraday's food is all. ]

Gotta get to that point first. You got a kind of food you want or just anything?

[quinientos]

[He knows their friends have called him the walking stomach before. He'd be offended, only it's sort of true.]

Like I ever cared? Buy what you like, get me something. I'll make it work.

[sixpoundspressure]

[ It ain't an untrue thing. He's seen it in action. ]

Fine, it's ordered. Get your skinny ass over here.

[quinientos]

You spelled 'attractive' wrong, but sure, I'll come.